The Peeping Cow

Paris, MO - August 25, 1937 There had been reports of Peeping Toms in the neighborhood, Mrs. Lillie Mc Morris related today, so she loaded the family shotgun and stood it a corner. When she heard a scuffling noise outside her window, she grabbed the gun and fired. She did not take careful aim, however, so Boss McGee's Jersey cow escaped unscathed.